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in which Janet reads a biography of each American president in chronological order, learning things about America, its presidents, and the fact that the phrase "at times dull" finds its way into every review of every presidential biography ever written.
Good info, I'm compiling a bracket of all the presidents for a hypothetical Mortal Kombat style tournament and Madison's seed is pretty hurt by this. Any thoughts on #1 seeds? Jackson and Teddy of course, but who else?
ReplyDeleteGreat question. Taft was a very large man who needed a special bathtub made for him when he moved into the White House. He would be a threat, just as Earthquake was always hanging around at the end of the Royal Rumble. If you're looking for a sleeper candidate, I would recommend Gerry Ford. He played two-ways at Michigan (with the most distinction at center), and is the only President to have ever tackled a Heisman Trophy winner (Jay Berwanger).
ReplyDeleteTyler Durden: OK, any historic figure.
ReplyDeleteNarrator: I'd fight Ghandi.
Tyler Durden: Good answer.
Narrator: How bout you?
Tyler Durden: Lincoln
Narrator: Lincoln?
Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger